Lord Byron: This is Jack Antonoff’s work, so I’m not going to ring any bells.
Percy Shelley: I was a little tired of producing it.I don’t get seasick
But…I always had a feeling that I would die at sea.
John Keats: You know what I say about this album? “Beauty is truth, true beauty.”
Percy Shelley: what did you think about the album
John Keats: i said what i said
Yeah, Cummings: When she said, “I keep these longings in my safe in lowercase,” I thought
How sad to keep lowercase letters in a safe.I use lowercase letters with pride
Lord Byron: I saw your Twitter, who is Matty Healy?
Siegfried Sassoon: It was a shame that there wasn’t a single song about the horrors of World War I.
Wilfred Owen: yes! I’m not saying this because she’s a World War I poet who wants something about World War I because she’s previously sung songs that alluded to World War I. .
TS Elliott: Did you know that she sang the song for the movie “Cats”?
Mainly what I wrote. I felt this was better.
Dylan Thomas: It was actually mentioned on the album. [Everyone gives this message a thumbs down.]
Emily Dickinson: Liked — Truck
it was a bop to me
Dylan Thomas: But I wondered, does she only know me as the person who died in the hotel? I also wrote “A Child’s Christmas in Wales.”
Emily Dickinson: With a whale???
Inside a whale during Christmas?
But she never checks the chat
Percy Shelley: “So Long, London” had some lines I liked, about going down with the ship rather than abandoning it.I think this is best practice
Edna St. Vincent Millay: Oh my god Percy Shelley, please learn to swim.
Percy Shelley: No, I don’t want to
Learn how to burn candles correctly
Edna St. Vincent Millay: it was a metaphor
Robert Frost: Lyrically, I wish she had taken the road less traveled.
Edna St. Vincent Millay: Wow, I think Robert Frost would wish he could flip me over with a feather.
William Carlos Williams: I listened to the songs on the album
Dylan Thomas: Shut up, plum thief
Lord Byron: this guy steals plums
Percy Shelley: Get out of here, plum thief.
TS Elliott: I loved all the religious imagery in “Guilty as Sin.”
John Milton: I loved religious imagery even before you were a twinkle in anyone’s eye
I wish this album was more like “Montero”
Dante: Just because it’s not Lil Nas X
John Milton: Lil Nas X is the only artist alive today whose music I care about. Lil Nas X has a vision! Lil Nas X has some sense! Have you seen the music video for “Montero (Call Me By Your Name)”? The depiction of Satan in that video! This is an artist who gets it!
Virgil: Dante, please stop putting words in my mouth. We talked about this.
Dante: I also liked the length of “Torture Poets Club”! If there were three more songs, it would have been tied to Inferno! This is not a comment about the content, but about the length.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge: There were 31 songs?I thought I was high
Walt Whitman: I kept waiting for a song about Abe Lincoln’s death, but none of them were.
Also, who are the men on this album? I enjoy men’s songs and my own songs more than anyone else. In fact, do you like it more than most people except tattooed golden retrievers?
Lord Byron: I will ask
Homer: At least there were no sexy babies or hill monsters in this one.
Elizabeth Bishop: Oops, Homer is joining the chat!
Homer: I liked “Florida!!”
Sylvia Plath: When she talked about being caged and told she was crazy, it hit home.
Sylvia Plath: to a degree
Emily Dickinson: to — degree yes
Percy Shelley: I think we should get on the boat and talk. [Everyone gives this message a thumbs down.]
