But question 34 bothered me. “Do you have any strong opinions or firmly held beliefs about former President Donald Trump or the fact that he is a current presidential candidate that would interfere with your ability to serve as a fair and impartial juror?” Second clause. serves many functions, but I’m wondering about the first clause. Is it possible to find someone who doesn’t? Those with a negative answer to this question have further questions. True, there are more questions in general. They look like this:
1. Wait, don’t you have strong opinions or firm beliefs about Donald Trump?
2. Have you been living in a hole for the past 20 years?
3. For the past 50 years?
4. Please tell me more about the hole you lived in. What are the dimensions of the hole? Is it comfortable? Do you have Netflix? Can you join it?
5. But seriously, how have you spent the last few decades of your life? Choose below.
(a) Under the misconception that Y2K would soon bring about the end of the world, I lived in a bunker completely cut off from the outside world for 30 years, but I just ran out of shelf-stable beans and had to go outside. I had to. Very sad news about my favorite football star, O.J. I think everyone remembers it fondly. For soccer!
(b) I was frozen in a lab accident, but no one knew what happened until last year when the facility was undergoing a long-overdue deep clean.I wish you could have left me there, but I’m so excited about my jeans. Fashion is back in the exact same place it was when I was put in the vat.
(c) I stopped reading the news as a New Year’s resolution in 1979 and have stuck to it ever since. I just finished reading all of Proust, so I’m taking a lot of walks in nature. Do you want to see my blood pressure?
(d) I was a bird until recently, due to a complex curse that I don’t need to go into right now. But I found true love and turned back! This incident is my first reintroduction to the human world!
(e) I can’t say…I really can’t say. Yes…but no! No, you shouldn’t do that. No, you can’t do that. Don’t ask me! Please don’t ask!
(f) I am a secret agent, infiltrating this country under special instructions not to absorb any news or tell anyone about my mission. Oh, oops.
6. Do you seriously not have strong opinions about Donald Trump? What is your news source? Select all that apply:
(a) Every time they update “We Didn’t Start The Fire,” I make a guess based on the new verse.
(b) Ocean Spray bottle cap.
(c) The usual way: FBI sends it directly to my brain and I learn everything I need to know.
(d) My mother-in-law’s Facebook only has comments on posts, but no posts themselves.
8. Do you really have no preconceptions about Donald Trump?
(a) No, but when I look at him now, I don’t like his appearance.
(b) No, but now when I see him there with his eyes closed and looking so peaceful, I love him and I have to protect him at all costs. yeah.
(c) No, that’s right! I just thought it would be stressful if I told you otherwise. This was fun for me.
9. If you have preconceived notions about Donald Trump, can you put them aside to serve on a jury?
(a) I thought that it is no longer allowed to get rid of preconceptions in this country.
(b) Indeed, I can do it since I received the treatment for “A Clockwork Orange”! As long as no one plays Beethoven, this trial should be fine.
