Thank you for purchasing the latest version of the classic game “Operation!” This edition changes longtime patient Sam Tooth to Cavity Samantha and features a vastly expanded deck of playable cards that goes far beyond the previously limited world of “Doctors” and “Specialists.” It contains.
We receive a lot of questions about this game from our loyal customers, including “Why?” “How do judicial decisions change the emergency care that patients receive?” We have addressed them below.
question: I picked up Operation because I was excited about a game that lets you practice life-saving surgery using fun animated dolls that make noises when you make a mistake. I love her Cavity Samantha, but I’m confused by the gameplay. When exactly can I have surgery?
answer: Thank you for your purchase Operation: Post-egg! Sorry, I’m confused. If that makes you feel better, everyone will feel better!
question: However, this problem did not occur with Cavity Sam.
answer: Because no matter where he operates, Cavity Sam is always a person. That’s not the case with Cavity Samantha. This is just one of the many thrilling improvements we’ve made to gameplay. Dobbs decision. What family doesn’t like hearing someone yell, “Wait!”? Before you take action to save a patient’s life, find out what condition you are in. In the rulebook! ” or “Sir! Stop right there! I’m Justice Samuel Alito!”
question: Actually, I have a question about Judge Samuel Alito’s inevitable appearance as a character in this game. why?
answer: What game wouldn’t be fun with Justice Samuel Alito in it?
answer: You have to agree to disagree.
question: Why does my Justice Alito yell, “Stop it, sir!” We must weigh the competing interests of Samantha’s cavities against the interests of the unborn child!” In situations where it makes no sense to do so: loss of the unborn child is inevitable due to pregnancy complications. But is it an unavoidable emergency that the life of the person carrying the fetus will be lost?
answer: Oh, you’re also making the mistake of thinking your cavy tooth Samantha is human. That’s why I wrote “ONLY A PERSON SOMETIMES” in big red letters on the box. Doctors keep forgetting that and eventually lose the game and lose their licenses.
question: What are these new cards?
answer: Great question! We’re very excited to introduce new cards: State Representative, State Supreme Court, and Vintage Law of 1864. Unlike “Doctor” or “Specialist” cards, which identify a medically necessary procedure and give you the ability to perform it, these cards do not contain any medical expertise and do not discourage surgery. It is there to help you. In fact, if they do so, they can initiate “legal action” and face a minimum sentence of two years in prison.
question: But the patient dies!
answer: Ah, that’s right. Again, carious Samantha is only occasionally a patient worthy of stabilization.
question: It’s not fun for me to watch patients die.
answer: Patients don’t necessarily die! Sometimes she suffers debilitating and life-altering injuries.
question: This is not a fun game.
answer: It’s not our problem that we can’t understand how much fun it is to put medical decisions in the hands of many people who are not doctors (some of whom died in the 1800s).
question: I would like to play the original game.
answer: Then move on! In some states, you can still play the operations Americans have known for decades. But you better hurry. Even there, there’s no telling when this game will disappear from stores.
