[OPINION] The twins are working really hard this year too.

It’s only been three weeks since the regular season started. minnesota twins The bandwagon is emptying faster [edited for content].

Hunting for Twins ownership is generally a favorite pastime for Minnesotans, but a polite first-round elimination follows, especially for Twins fans who want more than just another division title. This year I’ve really made it too easy.

“For the love of God, stop intertwining so hard!” ~Matt Foley

Let’s take a look back at the BS so far this season.

• Ownership of the twins was declared significant salary reduction Last season, this year the team finally broke the curse of first-round bounce.
• they made the starting pitcher sonny gray He achieved outstanding results when walking. st louis cardinals So far this year
• future star lois lewis He was injured in the first game and probably won’t be back until the summer.
• current star Carlos Correa, Joan duranand max kepler Currently injured
• The Twins paid in cash. new york mets For relief Michael tonkinand put him where he waived his rights. new york mets
• twins bull-pen It was supposed to be elite, but so far it’s been straight up trash.
• Twins make ‘big’ free agent signing in offseason – Carlos Santana (Although not a guitar legend…) – was straight up garbage on the plate
• they just signed tony kempthat bat is straight up garbage
• CHS field St. Paul is a more attractive place to practice baseball. the goal field,parable northstar commuter rail Partially restart Target Field service.

Will it ever get better?

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